5/09/2005 07:28:00 PM|||James O'Malley|||

Daily Mail alert! I'm going on a fully over-blown scare story today! After breaktime today in my free period I was slackin' it up as I usually do, Coke in hand. We, by which I mean, myself, Soph, Matt, JD and Martin, heard some drilling and thought nothing of it.

When we left after the "lesson", we discovered arguably the most horrific thing ever seen in the history of humanity- greatly out ranking the trench warfare of World War I, the atomic bombs in Japan, and Mr Goatse with his party piece. The school had put up a advertisement in an educational establishment! Being the pinko-commies we are, we were outraged at this commercialism in schools... And for what?

The teacher who appeared to be in charge of this reckoned that the £25 (!) a month it would get the school, would go to to so-called "social committee". This is an ironic name, because the members of the social committee don't seem to be the overly-social types. Sure, they probably socialise more than me (I'm averaging 0.078 social occasions per day), but still, what "social" activities have they organised over the course of the last two school years? I can't think of anything. I'd go as far as saying they couldn't organise their way out of a social bag. The question is... Where is the social committee money going?!

|||111566585497689364|||The social committee black hole